Apparently Jesse "The Governor" Ventura is slammin' mad at Otto Reich after the assistant secretary for Western Hemisphere affairs publically advised him to avoid "sexual tourism" on his upcoming trade mission to Cuba. While such snarky advice probably goes without saying to the likes of "The Body," one still wonders why on earth the governor of Minnesota needs to go on a trade mission to Cuba. Is Minnesota planning to normalize trade with Cuba soon? Perhaps it is following the lead of the New England states which last September joined forces with Canada to sign on to their version of the Kyoto Treaty. Talk about States' Rights run amok!